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Call me Cactus, I'm an individual who doesn't know what they're doing. I ride horses, have a love for dragons deep within my heart, and read a great many books. I'm also an aspiring writer. She/They

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cannibalchicken:
“sorry for my original post. i can see that i was wrong
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Yeah no horses are assholes when they’re playing standing outside the field watching them jump on each other like please please please don’t hurt yourselves y’all have sticks for legs horses

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[Image ID: Twelve-panel pen and ink comic. In the first panel, a hairy dyke sweats and blushes in embarrassment as they lift weights at the gym while bystanders glare at them in disgust. In the second panel, the dyke stands alone wearing a towel, about to enter the bathroom. In the third panel, they raise a razor to their very hairy leg. A speech bubble interrupts them. It reads: "Just what do you think you're doing?" In the forth panel, the dyke gasps and looks over their shoulder in surprise. Their ass is out. In the fifth panel, the dyke exclaims: "Who... who are you?!" to the five saintly apparitions hovering above them, crowned with halos and garbed in masculine styles from various time periods. In the sixth panel, the first apparition speaks: "We are the Butches of Ages Past. We appear to you now in your hour of need." In the seventh panel, the second apparition says: "We saw that you were about to succumb to societal pressure to shave your legs." In the eighth panel, the hairy dyke looks down shamefully at their razor and whines, "People keep staring at me like I'm a walking infection... In the ninth panel all five apparitions shout "DEAL WITH IT!" in unison. In the tenth panel, the third apparition says: "You wear your stigma with pride and don't flinch or look back. That's the way it is done, friend." In the eleventh panel, the first apparition places her hand upon the dyke's shoulder and asks: "If you don't dyke this place up, who will?" The dyke adopts a determined expression and exclaims: "You're right!" In the twelve and final panel, the dyke is back at the gym, lifting a large weight and smirking in smug and wicked pleasure at the alarmed expressions of other patrons. Their legs are still very hairy. Above them a video game-like marker floats in the air and reads: "Mission: DYKE THIS PLACE UP!!!!!"

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comment by angelfira reading: [censored username] this post isn't for trans women, it's for women, more specifically for butch lesbians. not everything is for you. go away. make your own art. leave women the fuck alone.

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FIRST AND FOREMOST: this is not a panic post. It’s an informational preparedness post. Don’t panic. Just be prepared for this like you’d be prepared for an earthquake but you know it’s coming and it’s wet.

I’m 30, lived in Central Florida for the first 26 years of my life, and have experienced more hurricanes and tropical storms than you can imagine. Never in my life did I think I would have to discuss HURRICANE SAFETY again after moving to LOS ANGELES from FLORIDA and yet HERE WE ARE-

(This information is accurate as of 8/17 at 9am PST)

SO models are still early but it seems like as of last night, Pacific Hurricane Hilary is rapidly intensified AND has shifted its track pretty severely inland. Originally SoCal was predicted to get some bands off the coast but this does NOT seem to be the case anymore

As our good friend Jim Cantore mentioned above, if Hilary DOES make landfall in SoCal, it will be the first tropical storm to do so since 1939. Fucking yikes.

THE GOOD NEWS:

It isn’t looking like Hilary will make landfall anywhere as a strong hurricane. If it makes landfall in central Baja it looks like it’ll be a Cat 2 which isn’t great but still- better than the Cat 5 it’s currently strengthening to.

As for SoCal, we’re not predicted to get anything over a Tropical Storm. And mountains tear up tropical cyclones like crazy. It’ll (probably) be weak and, wind wise, no worse than the Santa Ana’s

THE BAD NEWS:

Our Cone of Uncertainty is currently pretty wide- this fluctuation matters as it determines which side of the storm hits us. Is this significant? Yes. The right side of a Hurricane is considered the “dirty” side- it’s the side that is most likely to produce severe weather, such as severe thunderstorms and tornadoes. It’s still too early to determine what side will affect us the most but it’s something to keep in mind.

Also, I can’t speak for the rest of SoCal, but I would not bet on the LA infrastructure doing well even with a weak tropical storm. Which is why I have brought you here today, to run down the IMPORTANT HURRICANE CHECKLIST

NOTE: I made this several years ago for FLORIDA so not all of it will be accurate to SoCal. Most of us live in apartments and have no say over tree trimmings and the likes. If the storm is feeling like it’s going to get bad, I would recommend moving important things and electronics away from windows and hanging out in areas of the apartment that have the least amount of windows. I don’t think boarding up windows or anything will be necessary but here’s information if you need/want it

ANOTHER NOTE: if you have the means, please check up on your unhoused neighbors and immediate community groups that do so, as well. As always, they will be the ones most affected by severe weather. Tarps, anything that rises up off the ground, waterproof bags, etc would be good to grab for them. I am not an expert here and would recommend following the lead of your community groups that work with your unhoused neighbors to find out what will be needed most.

I don’t at all think we’ll see any shutdowns so if the rain does get bad be prepared for dangerous driving conditions. I know it’s dangerous to drive any time it rains in LA but, you know. The Weather Channel isn’t predicting a TON of rain at the moment (for LA) but, just like our winter/spring this year, be on the look out for flash floods.

And again, this is all JUST IN CASE. It’s better to be prepared than not. SoCal’s infrastructure is not at all prepared to handle a tropical event so who knows! Anything is possible. If I was in Florida I wouldn’t at all be worrying about this but I’m not anymore and our wet winter absolutely fucked our roads in LA so I’d rather everyone be safe than sorry.

I’m sure it’ll all be fine and now you just have more safety information, which is never bad! Because frankly climate change is very real and I would not be surprised to see this happening more and more in the coming years. And it does have me worrying that El Niño this year is going to be worse than we imagined.

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